I believe that some passengers on an easyJet plane travelling from Hamburg to Gatwick recently saw rather more on their flight than they'd bargained for. A male passenger seemingly striped off in the loo before striding naked down the aeroplane and returning to his seat. No amount of coaxing by crew or passengers could persuade him to cover up so he remained in his birthday suit for the remainder of the flight. Fortunately he was allowed to keep his tray table down during landing! What drove him to this act I wonder? The only explanation I can possibly give is that he got dressed in the dark and on seeing his ensemble in the bright lights of the inflight loo immediately realised his outfit was horrific so he was driven to ditch it? I still wince at the time I found myself out and about with one black shoe and one blue shoe on. I immediately panicked that Father of the Children, often prone to a slight bit of exhibitionism, had been in Germany last week but he insists he was in Munich and not Hamburg. To spare the gentleman in question any further embarrassment here are some splendid items from mustgetthat to add to his somewhat depleted wardrobe.
This V-Neck Classic Jumper from Mango is stunning and incredibly stylish. The cotton/silk jumper comes in Royal Blue, Gunmetal Grey, Ochre, Coral and Green....oh decisions, decisions.
These Slim-Fit Steve Jeans from Mango are a perfect pair of ripped jeans for relaxing in at any time of the year.
These Jeffery West - Cricket Derby Boots in Tan from Selfridges are absolutely magnificent, although we'd expect nothing less from the famous Northampton based designers Mark Jeffery and Guy West!
This Original Mac from Boden is great for work, rest and play. We'd be so bold as to suggest it just has to be a must-have item!
This Fishermans Crew from Boden is great for this Spring/Summer worn with jeans or shorts. P.S. a boat is not essential but it would be rather nice ;)
This Mens Quilted Harleston Jacket from Joules is a timeless classic. Equally perfect for a hike in the country or a jaunt into town.

I've missed a trick. The newspapers today are reporting on an artist who has received £10,000 of lottery funding to film herself for 10 minutes every day at the same time and in the same spot. She will ultimately edit her 'emotional journey' of 61 hours of footage down into a 20 minutes short film. Although the Loch scene behind will I'm sure be riveting to watch over the year if I were her I would have done it in the warmth and comfort of my own home. I also think she should possibly have put a bit more thought into her attire. In the head shots I've seen so far she's worn a pink t-shirt, a purple t-shirt, a body warmer and a pink hoodie. If I were her I would have written to fashion houses alerting them to her daily 10 minute 'aarrghh what shall I wear?' crisis and they may have assisted in some way. Here are 6 tops which may help to spice up the film footage slightly.
This Vaity Lace Block Top from French Connection is a sweet vintage inspired piece. We're loving the contrast Peter Pan collar and covered button fastenings at the back. The feminine top will look great worn with a black cami underneath and teamed with chic black trousers or a pencil skirt.
This Kara Bell Sleeve Fitted Blouse from Reiss in lilac silk features a panelled, hand drawn floral print in green and blue. Wear with blue trousers or a grey skirt for a super smart look.
This Plumeti Blouse from Mango is incredibly pretty. You'll reach for it time and again this Spring/Summer and it will come up trumps every time.
These Isabel Marant Helba Printed Shirt from Selfridges has a wonderful on-trend star print and a subtle contrast trim and back yoke. We're thinking it'll look rather tasty with a pair of black capri pants.
I gasped when I spied this Silk Deco Top from Boden. Isn't it just heavenly with all those stunning sparkles? The hardest thing is choosing between Pink Angelica and Purple Angelica....I can't!
This Markus Lupfer Collagen Lip Boyfriend T-Shirt from Glassworks Studios features his iconic lips image digitally printed on the front. It's a classic!

Bbbrrhh it's freezing here, I don't know what it's like in your neck of the woods but I'm struggling to keep cosy. I went out for a 6 mile walk first thing this morning with a girlfriend as part of our Moonwalk training. With the temperature gauge showing -5 degrees the thought of wandering around London in a bra in 14 weeks time was the furthest thing from my mind. I went for the warm, practical look this morning and fortunately I don't think anyone recognised me. I borrowed Eldest Child's ski thermals and they worked a treat. I did mention to my friend though that if I was run over I would be much obliged if she could whip the grey thermal long johns off from under my tracksuit before the ambulance arrived! Here are some stunning thermals currently available online which will transform the Arctic days ahead!
This Thermal Heart Vest from Kew159 is really rather feminine with it's pretty heart design and delicate neck and arm trim. Choose between Mel Grey, Black and Rose.
Who ever thought thermal could look so cute? This Thermal Heart Cardigan from Kew159 features embroidered lace and is finished with a soft velvet ribbon. You could even be wild and reckless and team it with the matching camisole. Choose between Mel Grey, Black and Rose.
This Thermal Heart Tank Top from Kew159 will keep your core wonderfully warm and toasty during this cold snap. Choose between Mel Grey, Black and Rose.
Don't knock them until you've tried them! This John Lewis Thermal Leggings in Black or White from John Lewis will transform a cold Winters day into something practically enjoyable.
Don't panic boys, I know Marks & Spencer are calling this Cotton Blend Long Sleeve Thermal Vest a 'Vest' but let's just think of it as a cosy, long sleeved t-shirt. There, that wasn't so bad was it?.
Imagine standing on the terrace or side of the pitch with these Marks & Spencer Ribbed Thermal Longpants on under your jeans. Your friends won't understand why you're not freezing like them. I promise I won't tell, it'll be our little secret!

Father of the Children has been away in Munich for the last couple of days. I'm shortly due to leave the house to collect him and I'm rather anxious. He called me yesterday asking me what size I was in European figures. My heart sank. This would imply he may be contemplating buying me something to wear. I don't mean to sound ungrateful but he has form, so much so that he's been banned from buying me anything on business trips! I have a drawer full of rejected items. Don't gasp at my ungratefulness, they were hideous and nobody I know would have accepted them far less worn them. We have the solar system polyester scarf, endless items of underwear that would fit a teeny tiny Barbie doll, the Peter Rabbit jumper…I'm shuddering at the memories. Nestled in amongst the clothes are also pieces of jewellery that have to be seen to be believed and of course there's the Paris famous landmarks candle which currently holds number one spot. I wonder if it'll be knocked off it's pedestal later?
This Kamille - Blouson Top With Trim in Graphite from Reiss is wonderfully smart. The long sleeve blouse has a slit front and two gold bamboo style fastenings. It gets our vote.
This Knee Length Flap Pencil Skirt with Belt from Marks and Spencer is such a chic work skirt. It comes in 2 length choices and comes with a belt. We love the textured fabric and the stylish flap buttoned pockets.
This Nicole Bag from L.K. Bennett is spell bindingly beautiful. It comes in black, magenta, mid tan, mid blue and milk. We are loving the shape, style and the range of fabulous colours. As featured in Red Magazine, March 2012 issue.
This Calpe - Printed Knitted Top from Ted Baker is so pretty. The knitted top has a contrast woven printed panel featuring this season's new Rose Bug print.
Spots are going to be big this Spring/Summer so this Spot Fit Flare Dress from Phase Eight is bound to be a huge hit! As featured in Red Magazine, March 2012 issue.
These Azure Sandals from L.K. Bennett are an amazing pair of gloss patent and resin macrame crossover sandals that will have heads spinning this Summer. Choose between Aqua, Coral, Yellow and Dusty Rose. As featured in Red Magazine, March 2012 issue.

Researchers in America are now claiming that Facebook and Twitter are more addictive than cigarettes and alcohol! According to a study of people's everyday desires, sleep and 'extra curricular activities' (Father of the Children's parental control won't let me type the 3 letter word!) were the two things people longed for most in the day but urges to keep on top of social networks were the hardest to resist! In contrast alcohol and tobacco prompted much lower levels of desire. During the day our constant efforts to resist temptation seemingly saps our willpower which makes cravings even stronger. The researchers don't mention where home shopping comes in the list of everyday desires - what do you mean I'm alone on that one? It can't just be me, can it?
There's 'neigh' chance of you not loving this Horsing Around Dress from Great Plains new SS12 collection! The equestrian print coupled with the scoop-neck and short puff sleeves will make it a firm favourite in your wardrobe this Spring/Summer.
This Dusty Jersey Maxi Skirt from Great Plains will be wonderful stretched across the seasons. Worn with a baggy jumper this Spring and then with a vest top this Summer.
This Nicko Shirting Shirt from Great Plains is a classic! Wear with a skirt, trousers or shorts. Dress it up with a necklace and belt or keep it chilled by rolling up the sleeves and letting it flow, either way it's a winner.
This Primrose Hill Dress from Great Plains new SS12 collection has a flattering fold-over cowl neckline and a sophisticated 1950's silhouette, we simply adore it!
This Garden Party Crop Jacket from Great Plains is a magnificent collarless linen jacket with a cut-out at the front, two slit pockets, three-quarter length sleeves and a small slit at the back. Now will it be the White or Admiral Blue?
This Print Pleat Dress from Great Plains is a wonderful vintage inspired piece which combines pretty floral prints, polka dots and crisp pleats. A gem!